The Joke God's Dead Dog
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God's Dead Dog
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What's The Joke God's Dead Dog?
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?" |
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