The Joke 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
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10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
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What's The Joke 10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player?
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands 3. They are used to scoring 4. They have great stamina 5. They find the opening and get it in 6. They never miss the target 7. They know how to use their wood 8. They have long sticks 9.They know when to play rough 10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls. |
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