The Joke Blind Parachutist
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Blind Parachutist
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What's The Joke Blind Parachutist?
A blind man tells his friend how much he enjoys parachuting. " My hand is placed on my release ring, they place me in the door and tell me when to jump. Out I go!"
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" ask his friend. "Oh," replies the blind man, "as soon as the dog's leash goes slack." |
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