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Classic Baseball Quotes

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What's The Joke Classic Baseball Quotes?
"It was too bad I wasn't a second baseman; then I'd probably have seen a lot more of my husband."
--Karolyn Rose, ex-wife of Pete Rose, 1981 "It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden, you're surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and race relations." --Vida Blue, 1971 "I watch a lot of baseball on the radio." --Gerald Ford, 1978 "It's a beautiful day for a night game." --Announcer Frankie Frisch "The most important things in life are good friends and a strong bull pen." --Pitcher Bob Lemon, 1981 "Well, that kind of puts a damper on another Yankees win." --Announcer Phil Rizzuto, after a news bulletin reporting the death of Pope Paul VI, 1978 "They brought me up with the Brooklyn Dodgers, which at time was in Brooklyn." --Casey Stengel, 1962 "I won't play for a penny less than $1500." --Honus Wagner, turning down an offer of $2000 |
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