Sports Jokes

-- The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
-- He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
-- It's a game of inches.
-- That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
-- When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
-- He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
-- He found his tight end.
-- He had to stretch to get it in.
-- He gets penetration in the backfield.
-- He could go all the way.
-- He gets it off just in time.
-- He goes deep.
-- He found a hole and slid through.
-- He pounds it in.
-- He's got great hands.