The Joke Falling Sign

Read the funny Falling Sign joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Falling Sign joke at BasicJokes.com!
Falling Sign

Falling Sign Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Falling Sign?
One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ''Give me your most dangerous whore.''
The clerk says, ''She's in room 3A.'' The man goes to room 3A and sees a woman with a black leather suit, whips and chains. The whore says she wants to have sex on the peak of the roof. The man quickly agrees. They go to the roof and go at it for a while, and then they both fall off the roof, still ''together.'' They land on the sidewalk and die. A drunk man walks by, sees them together, and walks into the whorehouse. The desk clerk says, ''Hey! I thought I told you never to come back here again! Get out, now!'' To this, the drunk replies, ''I just came in here to tell you that your sign fell down.'' |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Boudreaux and Pedro ‐ One day ole Boudreax was going …
- Astronaut Booty Call... Equator ‐ I'd like to be in orbit below your …
- The Blonde's Special Order ‐ Q: How does a blonde order a root …
- Elevate The Levels Of Discourse ‐ A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette …
- Amish Woman Driver ‐ An Amish lady trots down the road …
- Laundromat Blues ‐ Q: Why is a laundromat a really …
- Inconvenient Flowers ‐ A blonde and a brunette walk past …
- Blonde Bird ‐ What do you call a blonde bird? …
- Mississippi State Whorehouse ‐ A guy drives on the highway and …
- Has a Head ‐ What is six inches long with a …
- Garbagehead ‐ What is the difference between …
- Walks Into a Bar... Sexy Lincoln ‐ An older man walks into a bar wearing …
- Bone Diggers ‐ What do dogs and women have in …
- Redneck Booty Call... Springer ‐ Didn't I see you on the Jerry Springer …
- Hogwarts Expulsion ‐ Why was Harry Potter kicked out …
- Oh, Those Darn Lawyers ‐ Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, …
- Blonde Nurse ‐ Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry …
- Gay Guy's Dessert ‐ What do gay guys eat for dessert? …
- Dr. Doctor ‐ Two doctors opened an office in …
- You Know You're Out Of College When... ‐ 1. Your salary is less than your …