The Joke First-Time Golfer

Read the funny First-Time Golfer joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the First-Time Golfer joke at BasicJokes.com!
First-Time Golfer

First-Time Golfer Joke |
---|
What's The Joke First-Time Golfer?
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner. |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Geek Booty Call... Beam ‐ Beam me …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Coma ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she took a …
- Motivational Speaker Booty Call... Grab It ‐ Visualize it, then go out and grab …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bathtub ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she fills the …
- Psychiatrist's Best Friend ‐ A man walked into the office of …
- Gags For The Office Drone ‐ Run one lap around the office at …
- Men's Future ‐ Q: How do you know when a man's …
- Inching Along ‐ There was a man who had a 25 inch …
- Hot Enough For You? ‐ After dying a grisly death in an …
- Para-Olympics ‐ What is better than winning gold …
- Airport Security Guard Booty Call... Baggage ‐ Wow, you have a lot of baggage. …
- Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Tarzan ‐ Yo' Mama is so hairy, Tarzan couldn't …
- Traveling Salesman in West Virginia ‐ A traveling salesman is in West …
- Big Ben Blonde ‐ Q: Why was the blonde disappointed …
- Grandpa's Condoms ‐ An old man finds a condom in his …
- Guess Who? ‐ A guy walks into a post office …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Spitball ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Long Distance ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Depressed Proctologist ‐ Q: Did you hear about the depressed …
- Pee On A Ferrari ‐ One day, a guy walks out from a …