The Joke Forever Plaid
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Forever Plaid
Forever Plaid Joke |
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What's The Joke Forever Plaid?
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register.
''How much for the white one?'' "$10." ''How much for the black one?'' ''$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves. The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!" |
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