The Joke GDMFSOB...A Lovely Poem

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GDMFSOB...A Lovely Poem

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What's The Joke GDMFSOB...A Lovely Poem?
Goddamn motherf*ckin' son-of-a-bitch,
He parked his car in a whore house ditch. He lined hundred whores up against the wall, I be damned if he didn't f*ck'em all. He f*cked ninety-eight till his balls turned blue, Backed off, jacked off, and f*cked the other two. |
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