The Joke Golf In Heaven

Read the funny Golf In Heaven joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Golf In Heaven joke at BasicJokes.com!
Golf In Heaven

Golf In Heaven Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Golf In Heaven?
God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big blast right down the gut; it rolls to a stop about 270 yards out, perfect lie. Jesus steps up next and kills the ball, sending it about 300 yards straight away, perfect lie.
God steps up and waggles and wiggles and then badly hooks his ball into the trees. As it flies in, a huge oak is struck by lightning and splits, one half falling into the path of the oncoming ball and knocking it into the fairway. As it comes to a rest, a bare 50 yards out, a squirrel darts out of the woods on the other side and grabs the ball and takes off towards the left-side woods. Before he gets in, an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirrel, carrying it aloft down the fairway. Just as it passes over the green, the eagle is pelted by hailstones, whereupon it drops the squirrel (still clutching the ball) onto the green about three feet from the hole. Dazed, the squirrel spits the ball out where it rolls up and stops on the lip of the cup. Suddenly there is an earthquake! The ball drops in... hole in one! Jesus stares at John the Baptist with a pissed look, then turns to God and says: "Dad? We gonna play golf, or are you just gonna mess around?" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Actual Answers From Radio Contestants ‐ On Irish radio there is a guy called …
- Old Virgin ‐ There was a nintey-year-old lady …
- Bow-Legged Cowgirls ‐ Q: Why do cowgirls walk …
- Confucious...Baseball ‐ Confucious say: ''Baseball wrong, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Johnny Cash ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Comb Her Mustache ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, …
- Sunday School Daze ‐ Mary can't stand Sunday school, …
- Little Johnny... The Mouse ‐ Little Johnny walks into his dad's …
- Jhoni Marchinko: Weird for a Therapist ‐ It must be weird being a therapist, …
- The Gassy Skeleton ‐ Q: Why didn't the skeleton go …
- Close Enough For Government ‐ Three young boys were fighting …
- Lawyers Love Sushi ‐ Q: Hear about the new sushi bar …
- Man Goes to the Nursing Home ‐ A man goes to the nursing home …
- Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit ‐ What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to …
- Italian Mother ‐ Mrs. Bacciagalupe visits her son …
- Coming Into The Closet ‐ What do you call five lesbians …
- Jack and Jill and Modern Economics ‐ Jack and Jill went up the hill, …
- Fishin' or Buggery? ‐ There was this man who had a dog. …
- Women and Cars ‐ Q: Why doesn't a woman …
- Confucious Say...People Who Can Count ‐ Confucious say, ''There are three …