The Joke Golf LOFT
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Golf LOFT
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What's The Joke Golf LOFT?
Three bad golfers were teeing off when they saw a pro walk by.
One guy yelled out, "Hey, pro, you want to join us?" The pro figured he didn't have anything else to do, so he got his clubs and joined them. The first guy walked up to the tee box and hit. The ball landed on another fairway. The guy turns around and asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?" The pro looks at him and says "LOFT." The guy pretends to understand this and put his club back in his bag. The next guy walks up to the tee box and hits. The ball slices into the parking lot. The guy asks what he did wrong. The pro again says "LOFT." The last guy walks up and hits. The ball goes five feet off the tee box. The pro says "LOFT." The first guy walks up to the pro and asks, "What does LOFT mean if everybody sucks? The pro says, "You all suffer from Lack Of F**king Talent." |
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