King Arthur's Dilemma Joke :)

The Joke King Arthur's Dilemma

Read the funny King Arthur's Dilemma joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the King Arthur's Dilemma joke at BasicJokes.com!

King Arthur's Dilemma

King Arthur's Dilemma Joke
What's The Joke King Arthur's Dilemma? King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade. Before doing so he called to Merlin to devise a cunning chastity belt for Gwenivere. The belt contained a miniture guillotine. Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all strip from the waist down. One by one, he went to each knight and shook his head, telling all those whose members were missing to get out of his sight. That is until he came up to Lancelot. Seeing that Lancelot was intact, he exclaimed, ''Now I knew I could count on you to be trusted. Name anything at all and it is yours.'' Lancelot replied '' UNGH!UH! UNGH!'''

King Arthur's Dilemma Joke

What's The Joke King Arthur's Dilemma?

King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade. Before doing so he called to Merlin to devise a cunning chastity belt for Gwenivere. The belt contained a miniture guillotine.
Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all strip from the waist down. One by one, he went to each knight and shook his head, telling all those whose members were missing to get out of his sight.
That is until he came up to Lancelot. Seeing that Lancelot was intact, he exclaimed, ''Now I knew I could count on you to be trusted. Name anything at all and it is yours.''
Lancelot replied '' UNGH!UH! UNGH!'''

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

80s Booty Call... Indiana ‐ I've got the Jones for you to enter …
A wrinkle in time ‐ A little girl got on her grandpa's …
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Bath ‐ Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing …
Arctic Hooker ‐ What is a hooker in …
The Bear Hunter ‐ A group of men go up into the mountains …
Condom ‐ Q. What did the penis say to the …
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ... ‐ A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, …
Another Saturday Night ‐ Why do brunettes know so many blonde …
Gourmet Booty Call... Cream ‐ I need your help making a cream …
Canni Ball! ‐ Hey, did you hear about the cannibal …
Robot Booty Call... Walks ‐ I enjoy long walks away from sand …
Occupy This ‐ A man's occupation is to stick …
Cutest Baby Chicks Ever ‐ Why do baby chicks say "cheap, …
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Dynamite ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, if brains …
Gourmet Booty Call... Lick ‐ Can I lick …
Bush and Bill ‐ Q: Why was there so much confusion …
A.J. Jamal: Big Butt ‐ I like a big butt, though. I like …
Mexican Restaurant Specialty ‐ A couple goes to Mexico City on …
The Three Basketball Players On The Roof ‐ There were 3 basketball players, …
Hiding in the Closet ‐ A guy gets home early from work …