The Joke Lucky Aggie Hijinx
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Lucky Aggie Hijinx
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What's The Joke Lucky Aggie Hijinx?
A lucky Aggie once won the lottery for $20,000,000 and went to pick up all of his money. But when he got there, the guy who was in charge of the money said that the money would be paid out over twenty years. So the Aggie got pissed off and says:
"If you're not going to give me all my money, I want my dollar back." |
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