The Joke Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500

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Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500

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What's The Joke Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500?
-- None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth.
-- Tampax! Get your Tampax here! -- Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race! -- Sex with your sister? Man, that's sick. -- My God, this is a splendid Merlot. -- Hey, you with the large breasts, out of the way. We're trying to watch a race here. -- Jeeves, be a good man and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attach case. Then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone. -- What a coincidence, Hank, all my friends are boycotting Hooters, too. -- These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert. -- Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor. -- Filling in for Dale 'The Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley. -- And now, singing our national anthem, international recording artist Boy George. |
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