The Joke Royal Wedding

Read the funny Royal Wedding joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Royal Wedding joke at BasicJokes.com!
Royal Wedding

Royal Wedding Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Royal Wedding?
On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes. Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sofia for the day. Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sofia's feet were in agony. When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say ''God, that was tight.''
''There,'' whispered the Queen. ''I told you she was a virgin.'' Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. ''Right. Now for the other one.'' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said ''My God. That was even tighter.'' ''That's my boy,'' said the Duke. ''Once a sailor, always a sailor.'' |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Shine On, You Crazy Fratboy! ‐ How many Frat boys does it take …
- Harem ‐ What would you call an Arab who …
- Contractor Booty Call... Evacuation ‐ I'm skilled in the art of hand …
- Orgy at Never Neverland ‐ Q: How can you tell Michael Jackson's …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Low Rider ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, every car she …
- The Mortician's Big Discovery ‐ While examining the the body of …
- The Royal Honeymoon ‐ On the day of her wedding to Prince …
- IBM and Lightbulbs ‐ How many IBM employees does it …
- Microwave Cookery ‐ Why'd they create the microwave? …
- Jock Booty Call... Muscle ‐ Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin …
- WINDERS 98 ‐ MICROSOFT …
- Walks Into a Bar... Frugal Gorilla ‐ A gorilla walks into a bar and …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Mountain ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she made the …
- The Blonde's Roadside Emergency ‐ A blonde's car breaks down. A cop …
- Computer vs. Air Conditioner ‐ How is a computer like an air conditioner? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... 90210 ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, the last time …
- Poor Boy's Christmas ‐ What does a poor boy get for Christmas? …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Quarter ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Master P ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought …
- Pirate Booty Call... Rope ‐ It's time for you to meet my rope's …