The Joke Tarzan Meets Jane

Read the funny Tarzan Meets Jane joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Tarzan Meets Jane joke at BasicJokes.com!
Tarzan Meets Jane

Tarzan Meets Jane Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Tarzan Meets Jane?
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him, and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did about sex.
"What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!" Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, dropped to the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for bees first!" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- The 69ers ‐ What do you call two brunettes …
- Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All ‐ A man invites a friend to watch …
- What do you call a blonde with a dollar ... ‐ Q: What do you call a blonde with …
- Meteorologist Booty Call... Forecast ‐ The forecast calls for a wintry …
- Purpose of Kilts ‐ Q: Why do Scotsmen …
- Tiger's Descended Testicles ‐ Tiger Woods was traveling through …
- Let's Live On Love ‐ A couple decides to get married, …
- Dead Frog ‐ A young boy walks into a whore …
- I feel like chicken tonight ‐ Why did George Bush cross …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Rice Krispies ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, not even her …
- Bush on Unemployment Aid ‐ How does President Bush spell Welfare? …
- You're So Stupid...Bumper Cars ‐ You're so stupid, you got caught …
- A Few Good Lawyers ‐ A lawyer is standing in a long …
- Snow Parking ‐ Harry and Martha drank their coffee …
- Hairdresser Booty Call... Bangs ‐ I love bangs--and I don't just …
- Chicago Bears Bashing ‐ Q: Did you hear the new penalty …
- Black and Brown ‐ Q: What's black and brown and looks …
- First-Class Blonde ‐ A beautiful blonde woman boards …
- Geek Booty Call... Network ‐ I've got a Local Area Network that …
- Blonde House Party ‐ How do you get a blonde on the …