The Joke The Dallas Possums
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The Dallas Possums
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What's The Joke The Dallas Possums?
"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?"
"No, why?" Because they play dead at home and they die on the road. |
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