The Joke Too Much Wrestling

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Too Much Wrestling

Too Much Wrestling Joke |
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What's The Joke Too Much Wrestling?
* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names
* You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing * When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner * You always end a speech with, ''That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so!'' or ''If you smellllll what John is cooking!'' * Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes * If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it * Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter |
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