The Joke Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities
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Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities
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What's The Joke Top 10 Man-gina/She-nis Activities?
Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina
10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half 8. See if he could finally do a split 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet 6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too 1. Finally find that damn G-Spot Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world 9. Get a blowjob 8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat" 7. Pee standing up 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently 5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm 4. Touch/shift herself in public without a thought as to how improper it might seem 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member, which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement 1. Repeat #9 |
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