The Joke Two Guys on a Golf Course

Read the funny Two Guys on a Golf Course joke in Sports Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Two Guys on a Golf Course joke at BasicJokes.com!
Two Guys on a Golf Course

Two Guys on a Golf Course Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Two Guys on a Golf Course?
Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf and country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it!
The first guy says ''Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!'' The second one goes, ''Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec.'' So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, ''Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me. How about you go ask them?'' So the other guy concurs, and trots off to ask the women if they can pass and get on with their game. Then he stops suddenly, spins around and runs back to his buddy in the same manner. ''What's wrong? What's the matter?'' his friend says. ''Same damn thing,'' he replies. |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Walks Into a Bar... The Ballerina ‐ A good looking woman walks into …
- The Best Pub for Free Drinks ‐ A Scottish man, an Englishman and …
- Blondes in a Volkswagen ‐ Q: What do you call four blondes …
- Medieval Booty Call... Plague ‐ Don't worry, the plague left a …
- Blonde Trouble ‐ Q: Why do blondes have trouble …
- Walks Into a Bar... Native Custom ‐ A Native American walks into a …
- Go To The LMV ‐ What does a lesbian need to become …
- Blonde Mating Call ‐ Q: What is the mating call of a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Limp Bizkit ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks …
- The "No Love" Boat ‐ When the ark's door was closed, …
- Houston Schoolin' ‐ On the first day of school in Houston, …
- Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA ‐ What did the blonde say when she …
- Elephant Encounter ‐ Q: What should you do if you come …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Game Over ‐ Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Fur Coat ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys …
- Cher The Love, Cher The Laughter ‐ What do Seattle and Cher have in …
- A Perfect Circle ‐ Q: What did the farmer use to make …
- Britney vs Stereo ‐ Q. What do Britney Spears and a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Whale Sighting ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went …
- Eternity ‐ Definition of …