The Joke Tyson's Manners
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Tyson's Manners
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What's The Joke Tyson's Manners?
Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork." |
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