Technology Jokes

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your
computer.
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but  forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson  virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey  virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to
80MB,  and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Lorena Bobbit  virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Dr.  Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files  and
deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your  whole computer go down.
Disney  virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac  virus: Screws up your RAM  but your processor
doesn't care.
Sharon Stone  virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget
it's  there.
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive
upon contact.
HBO  virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week
after week after week.
Woody Allen  virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a
daughter card.
NFL Blackout virus: Will  only let you run progams on a
remote terminal that's more than 75  miles away.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your  personal files and forwards
them to the authorities.
Bill Clinton  virus: Won't let you query the system for
information.
Rush Limbaugh virus: Biases everything  to the right.
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused  search of a specific file
into a global interregation of every  existing file. Creates links between unrelated
data.  Works extremely slow while searching and compiling results.
Al Gore  virus: Runs quietly in background mode  but
doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
Saddam Hussein  virus: Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya  Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michael virus: Runs its course,  occasionally releasing excess data
buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco  virus: Only attacks minor files.
Jerry Seinfeld  virus: Program about nothing that exits  when
you're really enjoying it.
David Caruso NYPD Blue virus:   After running successfully for a while, it exits
the program it was in and never works again.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files to everyone.
X-files  virus: All your Icons start  shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real  function, but makes a pretty
desktop.
AT&T  virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great
service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger  virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.