The Joke Signs Your Mate is Having Cyber Sex
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Signs Your Mate is Having Cyber Sex
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What's The Joke Signs Your Mate is Having Cyber Sex?
10) He is getting amazingly fast at typing with 1 hand!
9) After signing off she always has a cigarette! 8) After she gets off, the screen's all fogged up! 7) During sex he screams, "a: \ enter insert!" 6) After he uses the computer, the seat is all sticky! 5) Your fax is filled with some guy's ass! 4) The INSERT key on your keyboard is all worn out! 3) The only 3 keys that aren't stiff are: S, E, X! 2) The keyboard is moist! 1) She comes home with a rubber+- inflatable disk drive! |
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