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Tech Talk

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What's The Joke Tech Talk?-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. -- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. -- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in. -- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. -- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"? -- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. -- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) -- E Pluribus Modem -- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) -- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny. -- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available. -- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. -- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. -- Windows: just another pane in the glass. -- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. -- All computers wait at the same speed. -- Go ahead, make my data. -- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. -- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. -- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. -- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. |
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