The Joke Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip
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Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip
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What's The Joke Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip?
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their tent, Bill tells Bob about a hunting trip he went on in Canada. "A few years ago I was in Canada hunting. My buddies and I called it a night and made camp. When I woke up there was a moose right in front of my face! I was so scared I sh*t my pants!" Bob replies, "Hell, I woulda sh*t my pants too, crazy moose." Bill looks at Bob seriously and says, "No, I really sh*t my pants. Apparently I sh*t my pants when I sleep and the smell attracted the moose. Good night Bob."
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