The Joke Blonde Waitress Warmer
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Blonde Waitress Warmer
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What's The Joke Blonde Waitress Warmer?
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit, "I was keeping it warm." Disgusted, the wife says, "Please cancel my hotdog order." |
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