The Joke Bob the Rectum Stretcher

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Bob the Rectum Stretcher

Bob the Rectum Stretcher Joke |
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What's The Joke Bob the Rectum Stretcher?
After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on the back roads. At the end of a bridge, a cop jumps out with a radar gun and motions Bob to pull over.
The cop walks up to the window and says, "You were going 67 in a 55 zone." The cop takes a closer look at Bob's stained fishing attire and says, "You don't even look like you have a job." Bob answers, "I have a well paying job. I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop, scratches his head, asks, "What does a rectum stretcher do?" Bob explains, "People call me up and say they need to be stretched, so I start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then, I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until it's a full six feet across." The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a six foot a**hole?" Bob answers, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge." |
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