The Joke Geriatric One-Nighter
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Geriatric One-Nighter
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What's The Joke Geriatric One-Nighter?
An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to talking. They are enjoying their conversation so much that, when the bar closes, they decide to continue at the woman's apartment.
After a time, things start getting pretty romantic and they wind up in bed. Afterward, they're both laying there, staring at the ceiling. The old man is thinking, "Gosh, if I had known she was a virgin, I would have been more careful with her." The old lady is thinking, "Geez, if I had known he could get it up, I would have taken off my panties." |
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