The Joke Honeymooners
Read the funny Honeymooners joke in That Is Gross to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Honeymooners joke at BasicJokes.com!
Honeymooners
| Honeymooners Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Honeymooners?
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there.
"I'm on a honeymoon." "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection." "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis." "Anal sex?" "Diarrhea." "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Hiney Bubbles ‐ What's gross? …
- Gourmet Booty Call... Cucumber ‐ I can teach you how to handle a …
- Broken Cage ‐ Q: What did the bird say after …
- How do you drown a blonde? ‐ How do you drown …
- Private Baby ‐ Which branch of the military do …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Her Face ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks …
- The Funky Parrot ‐ A woman had a parrot that she took …
- Yo' Mama's Glasses... Map ‐ Yo' Mama's glasses are so thick, …
- Little Girls ‐ Why don't little girls fart? …
- Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ? ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- Romantic Pink Slip ‐ Dear …
- Oh My God! ‐ There were three nuns talking and …
- Jock Booty Call... Tossing ‐ If you're tossing, I'm going long. …
- A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa ... ‐ A smart blonde, a stupid blonde …
- Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy ‐ A blind man walks into a bar, taps …
- Harem ‐ What would you call an Arab who …
- Three Hellos ‐ A man comes home from work early …
- Twisted Baby Joke ‐ What is more fun that stapeling …
- Pokemon in the Bathroom ‐ Q: Why should you not take a Pokemon …
- Age 54 Snap ‐ A college math professor and his …