The Joke Runny Noodle
Read the funny Runny Noodle joke in That Is Gross to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Runny Noodle joke at BasicJokes.com!
Runny Noodle
| Runny Noodle Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Runny Noodle?
This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything.
About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more opened his fly, grabbed his penis and wiped it off. The lady could not beleive it, and being to shy to mention it, she thought to herself, "If he does that again, I'm definitely going to mention it." Well, guess what? About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and proceeded as before. She turned to Ian and said, "That is disgusting! Must you do that in front of me?" Ian apologized and explained that it was a medical condition, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm," he explained. "Really, what do you take for that?" she asked. Ian replied, "Pepper." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- 80s Booty Call... K.I.T. ‐ You can call me K.I.T. because …
- Leggy Blonde ‐ What did the blondes right leg …
- Blonde and Picture ‐ Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture …
- Christmas Bonus ‐ Boss: Who said that just because …
- Clinton Moves In ‐ Q: Did you hear that former President …
- Gay Rodeo -vs- Straight ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Pepsi Challenge ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took …
- Blonde Puzzle ‐ Q: Why did the blonde get so excited …
- Connection Between Star Trek and TP ‐ Q: What''s the connection between …
- Castaway Gals ‐ A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead …
- Party! ‐ Question: If you went to a party …
- Blonde Bedtime ‐ Q: What does a blonde do if she's …
- Hipster Booty Call... Clothing ‐ Haven't I seen that ironic t-shirt …
- Yo Mama's Groteque Obesity ‐ Yo mama's so fat, when she farted …
- Blonde Brain ‐ Q: How do you make a blonde's brain …
- More Children's Books That Didn't Make It ‐ -- The Littlest Pawn: A Custody …
- Drunken Man and Blonde ‐ After a really good party a man …
- Having To Face the Fact ‐ Dermatologist: Good News my dear, …
- A lady walks into her doctors office ... ‐ A lady walks into her doctors office …
- MacGregor's Achievements ‐ A Scottish old timer is talking …