The Joke Sex You Up
Read the funny Sex You Up joke in That Is Gross to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Sex You Up joke at BasicJokes.com!
Sex You Up
| Sex You Up Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Sex You Up?
3 Stages of Sex:
1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F*ck you!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- National Pastime ‐ Show me a man that thinks baseball …
- Everyone's Doing It ‐ Q: What's bright eyed and bushy …
- Blonde With ESP and PMS ‐ Q: What do you call a blonde with …
- Hard Luck ‐ One day a man was hiking down an …
- Medical Samples ‐ An old man and his wife went to …
- Medieval Booty Call... Help ‐ I'd like to help you out of …
- DUI Enforcement ‐ One night, a police officer was …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Train Conductor ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, it took the …
- Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results ‐ People are always on the lookout …
- Dogs and Cats ‐ A boy comes home one day and runs …
- The roof is on fire ‐ Q: What's dumber than a brunette …
- Adam 'n' Eve ‐ Q: Who made the first soft drink? …
- Bed Football ‐ An old man was in bed with his …
- Blondes and Bricks ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Gorilla in Heat ‐ A certain zoo had acquired a very …
- Irish Cream ‐ 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Dollar ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she steps on …
- Three Rings ‐ Q: What are the three rings of …
- Frenchman and Farm Animals ‐ What do you call a Frenchman with …
- Showered With Criticism ‐ A man and his wife shower together. …