The Joke Sex You Up
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Sex You Up
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What's The Joke Sex You Up?
3 Stages of Sex:
1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F*ck you!" |
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