The Joke Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
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Sonny, Got Any Viagra?
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What's The Joke Sonny, Got Any Viagra??
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half.
The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes." |
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