Three Gay Men Joke :) | BasicJokes.com

The Joke Three Gay Men

Read the funny Three Gay Men joke in That Is Gross to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Three Gay Men joke at BasicJokes.com!

Three Gay Men

Three Gay Men Joke
What's The Joke Three Gay Men? Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.'' The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'' The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''

Three Gay Men Joke

What's The Joke Three Gay Men?

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.''

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

Laloo Flies the Friendly Skies ‐ Joke from our …
Bar: Alien Poker ‐ An alien walked into a bar and …
John Bobbitt's Doorbell ‐ Q: Did you hear about the John …
Astronaut Booty Call... Rocket ‐ If you pay enough attention to …
Meteorologist Booty Call... Forecast ‐ The forecast calls for a wintry …
Walks Into a Bar... Bears on Drugs ‐ A bear walks into a bar and asks …
Dirty Boat ‐ Q: What is the difference between …
Houston Schoolin' ‐ On the first day of school in Houston, …
Wheelchair Driving ‐ Ethel loves to charge around the …
A.J. Jamal: Jeopardy! ‐ I'm sweating like a black man on …
Redneck Booty Call... Teeth ‐ The fewer teeth you have, the better …
Free Sex With Gas ‐ Two men saw a sign outside of a …
Clinton and AIDS ‐ Most wives whose husbands fool …
Gourmet Booty Call... Meat ‐ My meat …
Duuuuh Dumb Jock ‐ He's such a dumb jock, that when …
Two Blondes Face a Parking Dilemma ‐ Every day after work two blondes …
God DID Have A Purpose ‐ Why did God invent the shopping …
Golf Balls ‐ A man asks an attractive woman …
Signs That You're a Drunk ‐ -- You lose arguments with inanimate …
Trampoline vs. Lawyer ‐ What's the difference between a …