The Joke Top Ten Things You Should Never Do
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Top Ten Things You Should Never Do
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What's The Joke Top Ten Things You Should Never Do?
10) Your mom.
9) Piss in the wind. 8) Spit straight up. 7) "No, officer, we haven't been drinking..." 6) Swallow. 5) Drop the soap. 4) Eat it if it smells. 3) Get drunk at a gay bar. 2) Play leapfrog with a unicorn. 1) Use Elmers' glue for a lubricant. |
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