The Joke Trucker Runs
Read the funny Trucker Runs joke in That Is Gross to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Trucker Runs joke at BasicJokes.com!
Trucker Runs
| Trucker Runs Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Trucker Runs?
A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything.
About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver tells him, "Stick your butt out the window if you have to go so bad." The hitchhiker sticks his butt out the window and lets loose. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the two guys walking on the roadside. Sprayed with feces, the first guy wipes his face and says, "What are them truckers chewing these days?" The second guy wipes his face and says, "I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Pirate Booty Call... Explore ‐ I'd like to explore your briny …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Speed Bumps ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked …
- Blonde, Brunette, Blonde ‐ What do you call a brunette between …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Fax ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put …
- When Beasts Speak! ‐ What did the cat say to …
- LifeSavers ‐ What do LifeSavers do that men …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Space ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she can't even …
- Panda Booty Call... Riddle ‐ (Winking) What's black and white, …
- Pantyhose ‐ How many animals can you fit in …
- Coming From All Directions ‐ A trucker drives his fully loaded …
- Farmer and the Cow ‐ A farmer was in a bar drinking …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Stomach ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her stomach …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Grand Canyon ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she fell in …
- Prison Mail ‐ A prisoner in jail receives a letter …
- Hop on Pop ‐ Mommy, what were you doing bouncing …
- Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha ‐ What does a skeleton say when he …
- Calf's Tail vs. Tie ‐ Q: What is the difference between …
- Plastered Lawyers ‐ Q: How many lawyers does it take …
- College Grads ‐ A graduate with a science degree …
- Bad Drivers ‐ There's a senior citizen driving …