The Joke Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
Read the funny Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends joke in That Is Gross to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends joke at BasicJokes.com!
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends?
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' 5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. ''Now how did that get there?'' 8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' 9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' 10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' 11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" 12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" 13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' 14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' 15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. 17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!'' 18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.'' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Good Samaritan ‐ Bob walks into a public bathroom …
- Corporate Booty Call... Loop ‐ I want you to reach out and loop …
- Blonde, Brunette, Blonde ‐ What do you call a brunette between …
- A.J. Jamal: Mama's Scripture ‐ My mom was the kind that'd send …
- Lightbulb...Californians ‐ How many Californians does it take …
- Cow at Cranberry Cove ‐ What do you call a cow murder mystery? …
- Homer's Favorite Ice Cream ‐ What is Homer Simpson's favorite …
- Alien Booty Call... Frelnacksee ‐ You must be from Frelnacksee, 'cause …
- Lesbians, Diets and Makeup ‐ Q: Why don't lesbians go on diets …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Full Sweaters ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint …
- George W. Bush Saved From Drowning ‐ Q: How do you keep George W. Bush …
- Chucky at the Movies ‐ An old farmer went to town to see …
- Blondes and Doorknobs ‐ Q: What do blondes and doorknobs …
- My Blonde Is Broken ‐ How do you break a blonde's nose? …
- Making a Confession ‐ A drunken man staggered into a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Halloween ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to …
- Yo mama's So Stupid...Antiques ‐ Yo' mama so stupid, she walked …
- The Old Lady's Three Wishes ‐ A fairy godmother decides to grant …
- Benefits of Being Female ‐ -- We can get a day off from male …
- The Man With One Brain ‐ Did you hear about the man that …