That Is Gross

Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you sh*t your pants?''

''Hell no,'' Jeff said.

They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. ''Did you sh*t your pants, Jeff?''
''I swear to the God almighty I did not sh*t my pants,'' Jeff said.

So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, ''I thought you said you didn't sh*t your pants?!''

''I didn't.'' Jeff said. ''They're your pants.''