The Joke Addicted While Driving
Read the funny Addicted While Driving joke in Travel & Car Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Addicted While Driving joke at BasicJokes.com!
Addicted While Driving
| Addicted While Driving Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Addicted While Driving?
Two guys get pulled over while drinking and driving.
The driver tells his friend, "Peel the labels off these beer bottles, and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Now, shove all of the bottles under the front seat. Just let me do all the talking." The cop walks up and shines his flashlight into the car, "Have you been drinking?" "No, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Then what on earth are those beer labels doing on your foreheads?" "We're both alcoholics, " says the drunk, "and we're on the patch." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Andre Kelley: Adult Table ‐ This was a really, really big year …
- Walks Into a Bar... Monkey Eats Everything ‐ A guy walks into a bar with his …
- Jock Booty Call... Warning ‐ Hey babe, I promise I'll give you …
- Little Johnny... Peanut ‐ Little Johnny comes home one day …
- Gross Grandma ‐ What is grosser than gross? …
- Blind Dinosaur ‐ Q: What do you call a blind …
- Clinton's Sex Poll ‐ When asked if they would have sex …
- Monica vs. the Rest of America ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Plumber Booty Call... Hole ‐ I'll only use rigid pipe in your …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Two Channels ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only …
- So Blonde... Thesaurus ‐ She is so blonde, she thinks a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Telephone Pole ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Southern Psychology ‐ At a southern university, students …
- The Dynamite Kid ‐ There were these two people in …
- Dallas Cowboys on a Dirt Field ‐ Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys now …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hopscotch ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch …
- Signs You're No Longer in College... ‐ -- You no longer know what time …
- Walks Into a Bar... Different Horses ‐ A guy walks into a bar looking …
- Communist Weather Expert ‐ A Russian couple walks down a street …
- Becoming a woman ‐ One day Little Sally got her "monthly …