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What's The Joke Honest Bumper Stickers?
-- All men are idiots, and I married their king.
-- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. -- I brake for no apparent reason. -- Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once. -- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. -- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. -- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. -- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. -- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. -- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW. -- Give me ambiguity or give me something else. -- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. -- Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy. -- Consciousness cuts into my napping. -- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. -- There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. -- Keep honking. I'm reloading. |
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