The Joke Honeymoon Tattoo
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Honeymoon Tattoo
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What's The Joke Honeymoon Tattoo?
A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In flowing script it says, "Wendy."
On their Jamaican honeymoon, he uses a public bathroom and sees a Jamaican man who seems to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "So your girl's name is Wendy, too?" The guy looks down at his penis and says, "No, once de wrinkles come out, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day.'" |
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