The Joke Material Damage
Read the funny Material Damage joke in Travel & Car Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Material Damage joke at BasicJokes.com!
Material Damage
| Material Damage Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Material Damage?
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" "You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off." "Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Beaver ‐ Johnny was playing outside when …
- How does it feel? ‐ Sandra and her husband Jim are …
- Just Like Mama Used To Make ‐ Why did the Italian boy want to …
- Nowhere to Hide ‐ President Bush is so stupid, he …
- Astronaut Booty Call... Belt ‐ I'd like to see what's under your …
- You're So Ugly... Mistletoe ‐ You are so hideously ugly, that …
- Sealy Posturepedic ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Twelve Inch Radio Joke ‐ A guy calls into a radio station …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Air Conditioning ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she waves …
- Lincoln Booty Call... Beard ‐ Let me know if my …
- Hellacious ‐ Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven? …
- Geek Booty Call... Binary ‐ 01101100110100010110011011! …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Satellite Dish ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she eats her …
- Blonde Cruise ‐ A blonde sees a posting on a bulletin …
- Systems Engineering Humor ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- Mad Dog! ‐ What do you call a dog that hears …
- City Girls and Country Boys ‐ A city girl was driving back to …
- Arkansas Fertility ‐ Q: Why are there no fertility clinics …
- So Blonde... Thesaurus ‐ She is so blonde, she thinks a …
- Viagra for Gramps ‐ An 80-year-old man tells his wife, …