The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Free Drinks

Read the funny Walks Into a Bar... Free Drinks joke in Walks into a Bar to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Walks Into a Bar... Free Drinks joke at BasicJokes.com!
Walks Into a Bar... Free Drinks

Walks Into a Bar... Free Drinks Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Free Drinks?
A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8.
"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did." The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second man rushes in, orders a couple beers, and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did." The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. The bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- " The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way." |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Subway Series School ‐ On the first day of school, a teacher …
- Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game ‐ Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite …
- Apple and Worm ‐ Q: What did the apple say to the …
- The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits ‐ The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are …
- Legal Jargon! ‐ Q: What did the Lawyer say to the …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Doctor ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she went …
- Blonde Nurse ‐ Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry …
- It's Different for Girls ‐ Q. What is the definition of "making …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bends Over ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat that when she …
- What is Six Inches Long? ‐ What is 6 inches long, has a big …
- Lawyers' Word Processor ‐ Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Ironing ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Amish Woman Driver ‐ An Amish lady trots down the road …
- Bar Crawl ‐ An Irishman drinks at the pub until …
- Give the Dog a Bone ‐ Q: How do you give a …
- Smart Pills ‐ One day two boys were walking through …
- Plumber Booty Call... Hole ‐ I'll only use rigid pipe in your …
- Writing's Powerful Message ‐ There was once a young man who, …
- Abortion Bill ‐ A Congressional aide asks the politician: …
- Blondes and Bricks ‐ Q: What's the difference between …