The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest

Read the funny Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest joke in Walks into a Bar to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest joke at BasicJokes.com!
Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest

Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Pissing Contest?
Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop."
The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on." The man positions a shot glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the bar top, all over the bottles of booze, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up. The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too. "What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!" "Well, you see that guy in the cowboy hat over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Subway Series School ‐ On the first day of school, a teacher …
- Bill Clinton's Favorite Card Game ‐ Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite …
- Apple and Worm ‐ Q: What did the apple say to the …
- The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits ‐ The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are …
- Legal Jargon! ‐ Q: What did the Lawyer say to the …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Doctor ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she went …
- Blonde Nurse ‐ Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry …
- It's Different for Girls ‐ Q. What is the definition of "making …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bends Over ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat that when she …
- What is Six Inches Long? ‐ What is 6 inches long, has a big …
- Lawyers' Word Processor ‐ Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Ironing ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to …
- Amish Woman Driver ‐ An Amish lady trots down the road …
- Bar Crawl ‐ An Irishman drinks at the pub until …
- Give the Dog a Bone ‐ Q: How do you give a …
- Smart Pills ‐ One day two boys were walking through …
- Plumber Booty Call... Hole ‐ I'll only use rigid pipe in your …
- Writing's Powerful Message ‐ There was once a young man who, …
- Abortion Bill ‐ A Congressional aide asks the politician: …
- Blondes and Bricks ‐ Q: What's the difference between …