The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Vampires
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Walks Into a Bar... Vampires
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What's The Joke Walks Into a Bar... Vampires?
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too." The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?" |
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