The Joke Descent Proposal
Read the funny Descent Proposal joke in Work Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Descent Proposal joke at BasicJokes.com!
Descent Proposal
| Descent Proposal Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Descent Proposal?
A business man is trying to find a potental wife. So he finds three business oriented ladies and tells them he'll will give them each five thousand dollars. Each of them can do what they want with it but to be back in six weeks to tell him what they did with it. All three ladies think they will be smart and try to make money from the five thousand dollars.
So six weeks go by. The three ladies go to meet the business man. The business man says, ''Number One, what did you do with your money?'' Number One says, ''I invested in T-bills and made $1500." The business man asks number two the same question. Number Two says, '' I invested in the market and made $1700.'' The business man asks Number Three the same question, as well. Number Three says, '' I invested in a CD and only made $1200." The business man, revaluated all three candidates and came to a decision. Can you guess which one he selected? The one with biggest tits, of course. |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Oh, Those Darn Lawyers ‐ Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, …
- Osama = Crabs? ‐ What do Osama bin Laden and crabs …
- More Signs That You're Out of College ‐ -- Your refrigerator holds more …
- Geek Booty Call... Palm ‐ You make me wanna …
- The Farmer and the Prostitute ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Bricks ‐ Yo' Mama's so ugly, if ugly were …
- First impressions are everything ‐ Q: What did the prositutes knee …
- Knock, Knock... Arthur ‐ Knock knock …
- Green and Eats Nuts ‐ Q: What's green and …
- Walks Into a Bar... Name That Drink ‐ A guy walks into a bar and announces …
- Robot Booty Call... Beep ‐ At the sound of the beep, I can …
- Zombie Booty Call... Match ‐ We're the perfect match--you're …
- Cosmetic Walk ‐ Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl …
- Donkey-Onion Hybrid ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
- One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly ‐ One night, George W. Bush is tossing …
- Corporate Booty Call... Sick Day ‐ I'll show you a new meaning for …
- Scientist Booty Call... Shift ‐ Did you feel the shifting of tectonic …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Looks Up ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks …
- Eating a Mandarin ‐ Q: What is better than eating a …
- My Dog Don't Bite ‐ A hound dog lays in the yard and …