The Joke My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
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My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
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What's The Joke My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player?
A grade school teacher asks her students what their parents do for a living.
Billy proudly stands up and announces, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse." The teacher is aghast and promptly changes the subject. Later that day, she calls Billy's mother and explains what Billy said. Billy's mother says, "Actually, his father's an attorney, but how can we explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?" |
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