The Joke Prison vs. Work

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Prison vs. Work

Prison vs. Work Joke |
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What's The Joke Prison vs. Work?
-- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
-- In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you get 30 minutes for a meal you buy or bring yourself. --In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, good behavior is rewarded with more work. -- In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit. At work, even personal calls are disallowed. -- In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers. At work, you are the taxpayer. -- In prison, everyone knows when you drop the soap. At work, everyone knows when you drop the ball. --In prison, you spend most of your time waiting to get out from behind bars. At work, you spend most of your time waiting to go into the bars. --In prison, there are sadistic wardens. At work, there are managers. -- In prison, you can get shivved. At work, you get shafted. |
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