The Joke Suggestive Professions
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Suggestive Professions
| Suggestive Professions Joke |
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What's The Joke Suggestive Professions?
Doctors -- "Take off your clothes."
Dentist -- "Open wide." Hairdressers -- "Do you want it teased or blown?" Milkmen -- "Do you want it in front or in back?" Interior decorators -- "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." Bankers -- "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." Police officers -- "Spread 'em." Mailmen -- "I've got a package for you." Pilots -- "I take off fast, but bring it in slow and steady." Hunters -- "I love going deep in the bush." |
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