The Joke The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...
Read the funny The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator... joke in Work Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator... joke at BasicJokes.com!
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...
| The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator... Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...?
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there's a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them. When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders and carry him off cheering hysterically. The pope is deeply saddened. St. Peter sees this and goes over to him and says, "Don't feel bad. We get popes in here all the time, it's not every day we get a lawyer."
|
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Blonde's Favorite Group ‐ Q: What is a blonde's favorite …
- Heffahump ‐ How do you stop a dog who's humping …
- Geek Booty Call... Welcome ‐ Welcome... to the …
- Me Talk Pretty ‐ Three men, an American, an Arab, …
- Lost in West Virginia Memories ‐ A reporter goes to the hills of …
- A blonde goes into a music store and... ‐ A blonde goes into a music store …
- Walks Into a Bar... Karate Chop ‐ A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches …
- Jock Booty Call... Resin ‐ Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin …
- Blonde on the Ceiling ‐ Q: How do you get a blonde lesbian …
- Britney vs Stereo ‐ Q. What do Britney Spears and a …
- Another Dumb Blonde ‐ A young ventriloquist is touring …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Dynamite ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, if brains …
- Photo Trap ‐ A motorist gets caught in an automated …
- Meeting the Irish Mother ‐ A young Irish lad takes the girl …
- Walking in a Doggie Wonderland ‐ To the tune of "Walking in a Winter …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Quarter ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits …
- Yo' Mama Is So Skinny... Jelly Beans ‐ Yo' Mama is so skinny, when she …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Bathroom ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she got …
- Little Johnny... Peanut ‐ Little Johnny comes home one day …
- More Signs That You're Out of College ‐ -- Your refrigerator holds more …