The Joke When Can I Get That Haircut?
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When Can I Get That Haircut?
| When Can I Get That Haircut? Joke |
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What's The Joke When Can I Get That Haircut??
A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop. "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" "To your house." |
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